Album tracks

• Play track 1, Doris Kearns Goodwin (Is Not Susan Polgar). Length: 2:29
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  2:29

  Doris Kearns Goodwin (Is Not Susan Polgar) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 2, Caroline (Oh, Caroline). Length: 2:37
  2
  2:37

  Caroline (Oh, Caroline) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 3, There's No Rule (That Says a Fart Can't Play Basketball). Length: 3:17
  3
  3:17

  There's No Rule (That Says a Fart Can't Play Basketball) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 4, Spiderman (Turn off the Dark). Length: 3:01
  4
  3:01

  Spiderman (Turn off the Dark) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 5, That's How I Beat Draq (Come Get It). Length: 3:00
  5
  3:00

  That's How I Beat Draq (Come Get It) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 6, Who Tooted (In My Special Bathroom). Length: 2:04
  6
  2:04

  Who Tooted (In My Special Bathroom) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 7, I'm a Beach Boy (And I'd Love to Hold Your Hand). Length: 2:28
  7
  2:28

  I'm a Beach Boy (And I'd Love to Hold Your Hand) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 8, Asleep at the Wheel (Of the Vengabus). Length: 3:13
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  3:13

  Asleep at the Wheel (Of the Vengabus) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 9, Teach a Car (To Pray). Length: 3:41
  9
  3:41

  Teach a Car (To Pray) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 10, If Dolphins Are so Smart (Why Don't They Kick My Ass). Length: 1:58
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  1:58

  If Dolphins Are so Smart (Why Don't They Kick My Ass) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 11, Fart (A Little Lullaby). Length: 3:23
  11
  3:23

  Fart (A Little Lullaby) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies
• Play track 12, Don't Think Twice (It's All Star). Length: 2:23
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  2:23

  Don't Think Twice (It's All Star) (clip)
  A Million Shetland Ponies